Far from love, the men of Love Island have proven they are not here for that. Worse still, reality TV fans are being tortured by watching indecisive men disguised under the shadows of “exploring”.
The bombshells do not have to move fingers for a chat, the minute they hit the corridors of the beach house in Mallorca, the men have been swayed. They forget whatever foundations they’ve built in the past few days or the chemistry.
RONNIE
We all welcome new member Ronnie to the Love Island messy Hall of Fame. This Islander has managed to jump ships, there would be no surprise if he were to hit an iceberg in the coming days. It is inevitable. In two weeks Ronnie has been coupled up thrice and for the third one, we witness Harriett gain some personal development. No tantrums, just shades on with a great contour. Coupled with the fact that Harriett saw this coming, I’d say she’s handling this quite alright.
JOEY ESSEX OF LOVE ISLAND
From Joey’s irritable plot of setting Samantha as a placeholder for a spot at the firepit until a new bombshell walks in, it goes on and on. We saw this man get the irk from her, from her constant fangirling but he led her on. He chose not to have a conversation about his lack of romantic involvement in their couple-up. Heck, as a viewer we thought some of the great feats of this show were confrontations, clarity, and conversations. Whether the show producers are producing or Joey is some ITV plant? Time will tell. How Joey expects to be the source of Samantha’s hurt and embarrassment and still be her comforter is sincerely one of the wilderness nerves we’ve seen.
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CIARAN
Two weeks in and we barely have a solid couple-up or just foundations. The one couple-up that has proven to be quite serious is Nicole and Ciaran. Not a jab at this 21-year-old, but who would have thought? Oh Mallorca, through the menace we honestly believe this is the chaos reality TV brings. Are certain are we, that Love Island goals (no, not the rating, the love ) will be achieved. Committing is very far from these lots. These men are after these women’s lives, figurately speaking. This author is on the side of the women and nevertheless they will strive and when its Casa Amor ? Just know hell will let loose and the jokes will be on the men.
AYO
The ball is on the court of the producers now, what do you have for us at Casa Amor. Kindly burn the files if the men are on the same catalogues as these original islanders and in like manner, warmest of regards. Not to mention our 6’6 south london boy Ayo, who thrives same path as Ronnie but not just as wicked. This young man wants to eats is cake and have it but we the right move of the dice by the producers, he just will be left with just his fork. This man has taken Yoruba demon to an international scale.
NOT SEAN
This writer has nothing but sweet remarks about Sean. A sweet boy who’s all about his sweet factory. Some might say he has zero game but for some sugar? He’s all up for a chat and has become a safety net for the women in the villa, quite unfair if you ask me. But enough time to market his business.
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